i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i think my cat just said my name.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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