HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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