I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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