I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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