Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He did a backflip because drugs
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