What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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