he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So many bounce houses so little time
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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