Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There r osticjed everywhere
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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