I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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