I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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That's how twitter works, right?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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