All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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