i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Randomize
