It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
false alarm. still invincible.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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