gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
