We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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