So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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