yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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