Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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