Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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