She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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