i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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