For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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