I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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