Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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