I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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