just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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