Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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