Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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