the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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