what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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