pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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