whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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