Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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