i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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