god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My ass is underappreciated
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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