my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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