windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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