Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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