It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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