fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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