that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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