that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
