those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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