nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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