By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
