i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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