babies were throwing up all over the place
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Randomize
