I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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