He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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