I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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