When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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