5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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