Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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