How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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