her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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