i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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